Joke: True or falseIn class, the teacher made a judgment question asking the students to judge right and wrong on the spot.Teacher: "Xiao Lin, please judge."Kobayashi: "I think the answer is' no '."Teacher: "Why?"Xi...
Joke: The principal is not a thingThe principal is not something. One day, the principal walked into a classroom to listen before class began. Finally the bell rang, the geography teacher took the globe into the classroom on the podium, after the return o...
Joke: The downsideTeacher: "Do you realize the disadvantages of sleeping in class?"
Joke: A rabbitTeacher: If I gave you two rabbits, Billy gave you two rabbits, and Mary gave you two rabbits, how many rabbits would you end up with?
Ten jokesThe wife is very fat, one day she said sheepishly: "Dear, don't I look really fat?" The husband said, "That's a difficult question. Do you want to hear the truth or do you want to hear the lie?" The wife said, "...
Joke: The Liar"Grandpa, you are a fruit seller, but you have found an old lady who is so beautiful, tell me the story of you and old lady.""I don't know how your aunt looks at me, that Valentine's Day, I sold fruit, passed by a go...
Joke: "Doctor"The first brother went to the hospital to see a doctor.The doctor asked: What's wrong with you?Big brother said: I have indirect amnesia.The doctor asked: What are the specific symptoms?Brother said, "I forget I'm ma...
Joke: "The Cough"My husband caught a cold these days and coughed badly. His wife came to give him the medicine to take.Husband said: I cough to take the medicine can make good?Wife said guarantee works! The husband came home in the evening, and...
Joke: Answer QuestionThe professor and the farmer were sitting opposite each other on the train, bored.The professor said, "I have a problem, if you don't know, give me 5 yuan."If you come up with a problem and I don't know, how about...
Joke: "Whitehead"Mother said to her daughter: "You should be obedient, every time you make mother angry, mother will grow a white hair."The daughter suddenly enlightened: "Oh, no wonder grandma's hair is all white, all you ma...
Joke: CrowdedOn the bus, because it is the rush hour, a young man said: "What crowded, stop crowded!" I've passed several stops and I can't get off!"Another guy said: "Brother, don't say it, you are better than me, I jus...
Joke: "Dye My Hair"A 70-year-old woman went to a barber's shop to get her hair cut and asked the barber, "How much is the dye?"The barber replied, "80 yuan."Old lady: "It's too expensive, isn't it 40 yuan...
Joke: "Sleep Talk"The old horse called out his first girlfriend's name several times in his sleep, and his wife pushed him awake and asked him warily: "Who are you calling?"Old Ma busy cover up: "I dream of being a teacher, a...
Joke: "The Circle"One day, Wukong drew a circle for Tang Monk and flew away.At this time, the goblin appeared and said, "Holy monk, do you think I am sexy?"The Tang monk said, "Amitabha, the poor monk is not greedy!"The gobli...
Joke: "Buying Cigarettes"A to buy cigarettes, cigarettes 29 yuan, but he has no matches, said to the clerk: "By the way, send a box of matches." The clerk didn't give it.B to buy cigarettes, smoke 29 yuan, he did not match, said t...
Joke: BaoziMom steamed steamed buns, steamed after carrying a plate of steamed buns into the house. The son reached out to eat, the mother hit the son and said: "One side, let your father eat first."Sitting beside the father proudly took a steam...
Joke: "Baby"An old woman pushed the old man, the old man said to the old woman: "Baby, you are very nice." It's so sweet!The reporter went up to the old woman and asked, "How do you keep this lifelong love?"The old woman...
Joke: "Ask for Directions"I had arranged to meet a friend at a restaurant, but when she got to the neighborhood and couldn't find the place, I told her, "Go straight ahead and turn right at the first red light."An hour later, the...
Joke: "Take the Money"At noon, a beautiful woman went to take money, inserted the card and found that the man behind stared at her, the heart - tight, even lost a few times the password did not take out the money.Angrily shouted at the man behin...
Joke: "Help"A bald old man was putting boxes on the luggage rack when a lock of hair at the temples, deliberately grown to cover his entire head, slipped out of his view.The old man holding the box could not be put in, so he was anxious and shou...
Joke: "The Change"Husband: Honey, honey, I just went to buy 15 dollars of fruit.Wife: Then what?Husband: Gave the boss 100 yuan, and the idiot found me 95, hahaYou said he was two? I was running as fast as I could.Wife: What about fruit?Husband:...
Joke: "SMS"Dad just called and asked anxiously, "Are you okay?"I said, "Good! What's the matter?"He said: "I received a text message saying that you have been kidnapped, I should call him in three days 200,000 yuan,...
Joke: "Drug Efficacy"An old man went to see a doctor, and the doctor gave him a medicine and said, "This will last for 12 hours."The old man nodded his head and left with a smile, the old man walked and laughed, and when he got home, h...
Joke: "The Book"Grandpa retired and enrolled in senior college.The grandson who is reading the first grade asked curiously: "Grandpa, you still read ah?" Grandpa said, "What's wrong with me reading?"The grandson said: &q...
Long joke story: OvertakingIn a desert, a man was riding a camel along a road.After some time, a car came up behind them. The camel rider got down and waved to the car, which stopped in front of him. The camel rider said, "I'm so hot in the dese...