Joke: "Baby"

An old woman pushed the old man, the old man said to the old woman: "Baby, you are very nice." It's so sweet!

The reporter went up to the old woman and asked, "How do you keep this lifelong love?"

The old woman said, "He used to have an affair and wanted to abandon me."

The reporter asked, "How did you do it?"

Grandma: "This is not, I broke his leg!"

The reporter then asked Grandpa: "You are more than 80 years old, but also called wife baby, may I ask how you do?"

Grandpa: "Don't mention it, I forgot her name a few years ago, and I dare not ask, for fear she will kill me..."