Ten jokes
The wife is very fat, one day she said sheepishly: "Dear, don't I look really fat?" The husband said, "That's a difficult question. Do you want to hear the truth or do you want to hear the lie?" The wife said, "Of course I want to hear the truth." The husband said, "In fact, I dare not say the truth, you see the weight scale at home is an example, thanks to the fact that I have not told the truth when you live crushed." If I tell the truth, I don't know if I will be worse than it!"
On the bus, there was a beautiful woman, talking with a foreigner in English, the conversation was very loud, the beautiful woman chatted very much, and it lasted for a long time. Suddenly the beauty asked the driver in Chinese: "Is there a station?" The driver replied, "It's already passed. The beauty said angrily: "Why don't you report the station?" The driver said calmly, "Speak Chinese, I'm afraid you don't understand." The beauty was speechless......
Third, dad said: daughter, recently your mother cooking too hard to eat, you talk to her, let her improve. I was a little confused: why didn't you tell him? Dad bitter face: I said no use, your mother does not listen to me, or daughter you talk good! Be proud of dad, my brain a hot to find mom advice, mom listened to a face: too bad ah, from tomorrow you cook...
Four, there are one or two goods girlfriend, free to accompany her shopping today, met a beggar on the road, hands disabled lie on a homemade wooden car, girlfriend see I must give him money, but asked her how so loving today? She replied my legs down a soft, said: how poor! Single for years and no hands!
Five, the wife scolded: "You are really stupid." The husband replied, "Yes, I am the stupidest man in the world. I married a pig." His wife scolded: "You are not a pig to cheat me to marry you, I will not become you like this, is your harm, I am infatuated in exchange for your heartless intention."
During the rush hour, there are too many people on the bus, and the passengers are still crowding up. Suddenly heard a person shout: "Everyone don't crowd, I have fragile products here!" The driver was shocked: "What fragile goods?" The man held the bag over his head and said angrily, "Eggs! I crushed two of them!
One day Dee Renjie came home and told his wife that he wanted to change his name, and the wife asked, "How do you want to change it?" Dee Renjie said, "I want to drop the middle character and call it Dee Jie." His wife said, "You can change, why do you ask me?" Dee replied, "I just want to ask if I were Dee Jie, would you love me?" Will you love me? Will you love me?"
This morning I want to sleep late did not go to class, sleepiness is sleeping, suddenly the class teacher called, hang up decisively, wait two minutes and then call the past: the teacher I just in class, now out to give you a call back, what's the matter? Oh, nothing. I just checked the dorm to see how well you were sleeping and gave you a call to let you know it was time to get up.
9, he and she often team up to fight strange, upgrade together, but one day, she suddenly does not line. He could no longer find her, and he was obsessed with taking his pet and began to practice alone. A long time later, he accidentally found that her role is stuck in a copy can not come out, to help her solve this problem, the two people again live a happy life of team upgrade. Well, my friends, this is the story of the Couple of the Condor Heroes.
Grandpa came home, saw my father in the crazy beat me, quickly stopped, asked the reason, "Rabbit saw someone dead, the family is throwing paper money, feel colorful, ran to pick up." "That doesn't mean hitting a child?" "But, dad, when I asked him why he picked it up, he said that after grandpa died, he would not buy it, and directly scattered it." "Dad, Dad, don't put the knife down first..."