Seven hilarious jokes

1. "Who would you save if your mother and I fell into the water at the same time?"

"I'll save you. I don't know my mom from work."

2, the hotel reception customer service.

Last night, a guest said, girl, you are so beautiful, I looked up at the guest smiled, and heard the guest say to himself, TMD, drunk to see who is beautiful...

3, I was working in Guangzhou, suddenly received a phone call from a buddy in Beijing, he said: "You call old Huang, I am squatting, no paper!"

I asked, "Isn't old Huang in Yunnan?"

The idiot said, "His brother-in-law is in my downstairs department, you ask old Huang to tell him!"

4, check into the hotel, the room smoke is too heavy, call the front desk, the front desk said: "You wait for us to do smoke-free treatment for you"

I thought the technology is so advanced now.

Two minutes later, an old man opened all the Windows in my room and left.

5, walking past a store, saw a sign on the door: "Not coming the first time is your fault, not coming the second time is our fault."

Think about it, the last time I came to feel that the things in his store are really good, both appearance and quality are very good.

So I stole it from his store again that night.

6, my neighbor's child's name is Zhu Chuan, his mother every time to buy clothes for him, will tell people that this is for our family Zhu Chuan...

7, a friend lovelorn, sent a mood "why even listen to the song will feel suffocated"

In an instant, the God replied, "Please don't listen to music with your headphones wrapped around your neck."