Five jokes

1, my family arranged a blind date for my cousin, when we met, the woman was very impressed with him and said shyly: "I don't mind that you have no house, no car, no savings, as long as you are good to me!"

As a result, this product came to the sentence: "You do not have gifts in your stomach!" ?"

2. A girlfriend bought her boyfriend two ties for his birthday. The next morning, the boyfriend happily put on a new tie.

His girlfriend said angrily, "What do you mean, you don't like another one!"

3. My boyfriend loves me so much that he will think of everything for me. The first time I went to his house today, I was worried that if I took off my heels, his parents would see that I was too short.

He grabbed me, a bright face: "It's okay, I told them you have smelly feet can not take off your shoes."

4. On the subway, a man thought the girl opposite looked familiar and kept staring at him.

The girl was tired of watching, so she asked, "What are you looking at?"

The boy said, "I think you look familiar. You look like my old girlfriend."

The girl said angrily, "I am your old girlfriend."

The boy was confused...

5, colleagues add a girl wechat, plus after the girl asked: who are you?

He: A passer-by.

Then the girl said: Then you go over.

And then they blocked him...