Three jokes

1. In the afternoon, I was hungry and saw a bottle of yogurt on my colleague's desk. I drank it without thinking, and then my colleague came and shouted, "How come my facial cleanser is gone!" One hundred and eight dollars!" Brother did not speak, just silently went to the toilet, a throat, old uncomfortable, the things desperately spit, until spit acid water, finally spit almost, tears fell back to the seat, a colleague holding a bottle said: "scared to death, face wash rolled under the table, my yogurt is gone." Brother in the heart straight scold: Grandma a bear drop, drink your yogurt, put people to death.

2. Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. The female colleague who took a nap was annoyed by the noise and took the mobile phone and shouted: "We are sleeping, do you bother!" As a result, the male colleague has not come to work today!

3. A beautiful female colleague, her husband gave her lunch, and left without saying anything. The new male colleague asked: Who was that just now? She replied: Delivery. The newcomer asked again: Why didn't you pay? She said: don't give it, sleep with him at night. The male colleague was silent, and the next day, he brought her a lunch of four dishes and a soup, and the whole office roared with laughter...