Joke: The Liar

"Grandpa, you are a fruit seller, but you have found an old lady who is so beautiful, tell me the story of you and old lady."

"I don't know how your aunt looks at me, that Valentine's Day, I sold fruit, passed by a gold jewelry store, went in to see the excitement, your aunt was a salesman inside."

I casually asked: "How much is this thing a catty..."

And then we got married... And when we got married, every time we fought, she called me a liar.