Five little joke stories

First, on the bus, I gave up my seat to an aunt, aunt kindly thanked me, and asked me how old, I am 24 years old this year, aunt: You are the same age as my daughter, she is driving to and from work, how do you squeeze the bus ah, feel the whole person is not good, I am still young, although I do not earn much money, last year saved tens of thousands of dollars to buy a car for my parents, can not let my parents squeeze the bus is not it, aunt.

Second, my mother's birthday, my father went home, did not take off his shoes, my mother came forward: "I birthday today!" My dad was obviously surprised! Then pretending to be calm: "Well, I know!" My mother reached out and said, "Where's the gift? Don't tell me you didn't buy it!" My father pinched my mother's face: "Of course! Close your eyes first!" My mother snorted, you know! Then close your eyes. Security door "Bang!" My dad ran away...

Third, the neighbor's small Zhengtai, this year 4 years old, in kindergarten, all day at school lost stationery. That day, his father was angry: "You lost it all day, and you didn't see it back..." As a result, the next day, as soon as I got home, I poured a pile of pencils and notebooks into the sofa...

The boyfriend has a problem with his feet, the doctor said that if you do not pay attention to exercise now, you may become lame when you are old. I was afraid he was sad and said, "I will be your wheelchair in the future!" He was anxious: "What a lame, you still sit in my wheelchair!" I...

After his wife came home from work, she found her husband unhappy and covered with bruises! The wife asked, "Husband, what's wrong? Who has the nerve to hit you?" Her husband said nothing. The wife eagerly asked, "For what?" The husband wronged said: "I was on the bus, my colleague gave me a call!" Wife puzzled: "Did you call on the phone?" The husband said angrily: "Not because Laozi is using a cottage mobile phone sound louder!" I startled the people around me, and they all beat me up!"